Saturday, December 3, 2011

Xbox 2021

After Xbox 720, the life-cycle of the Microsoft console dictates that the next Xbox will debut for the 2021 Christmas season. I'll call it the Xbox 2021 because there has not been a name announced for it yet:

Features of the Xbox 2021

Kinect 2021 Features:

  • Clothing-detection and recording. Xbox will know all the clothes and accessories you have.
  • UV, Infrared, and Imagining lasers that can triangulate and detect surface textures: i.e. plastics, wood, metal, human flesh, glass, water, etc.
  • Voice-detection in all languages.
  • OCR capabilities that allow Kinect to read QR codes and other text.
  • Automatic detection of cell-phone use and lowering of volume of the game.
  • Ability to see-through furniture by guessing where parts of the body (such as legs) should be based on the body posture.
  • Eye-ball tracking based controls where players can control the entire experience using just their pupils and eyes.
  • Air-typing: ability to detect typing on a virtual keyboard when players hold their hands in the air in front of them and pretend to type on an invisible keyboard.
  • Infrared remote temperature sensor to detect body temperature of players (in case they are sick).
  • Infrared breath sensor to detect player's tension levels.
Xbox 2021 features:
  • 8K resolution support.
  • 3D Holographic Room Projector system support. (and of course: 3D TV support). This will allow players to be fully immersed when the room they are in transforms into, for example, a battleground or a puzzle.
  • Backwards compatibility with Xbox, Xbox 360 and Xbox 720, of course.
  • 6G Mobile Broadband support allowing for speeds of 100 GBit/sec up and down.
  • USB 4.1 support to connect ancient technology. Bluetooth support for headsets, etc.
  • Cloud-based hard-drive of unlimited size.
  • On-the-fly (cloud-based) game streaming without the need to download/install games.
  • Ability to connect to multiple TVs in the house and stream many different 8K HD quality videos at the same time.
  • Optical protein-disc drive (to play old Xbox 360 and Xbox 720 games).
  • HD recording of all gameplay, all the time.
  • Microsoft Windows 9 operating system.
  • The entire console is actually a tablet that you can take anywhere with you by detaching it from the Xbox dock.


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